Nothing like changing another pizza company’s slogan to match your pizza review!
It’s Superbowl Sunday!
Although I loathe football (sorry friends), I obviously had to join in the pizza loving festivities! But since I don’t watch the game, lol, I was stuck at home with a mediocre frozen pizza experience. That being said, Delissio is my go-to for frozen pizza, so let’s get started!
Delissio’s 3 Meat Frozen “Rising Crust” Pizza
Now this may seem like a very high rating for such inferior product, but I’d like you to remember the context here. I’m not comparing this pizza to a piping hot, fresh out of the wood-burning oven pizza, I’m comparing it to other cardboard frozen pizzas. There’s no way you can put frozen pizza in the same category as fresh pizza, people! Get a grip!
My reasoning behind the 7 slice review is that I love the toppings on this pizza. The pepperonis always manage to come out crispy, and there is a great sprinkling of the sausage and ground beef. The sauce is rich and plentiful, and overall it makes for a tasty experience. It loses points in the crust because frankly it’s disgusting and not even worth the time to talk about. Overall, perfectly satisfying when you’re in a pinch and need a $4.99 pizza treat (thank you Wal-Mart for your insanely low prices).